Visions (a one sided nonsensical conversation)

Lol I broke my specs…. Well part of it
In a game of soccer……..I was avoiding the ball
I hit someone else …………only thing hurt were my glasses
Bloody hell!!!!!!!................ now enjoy the visions

I can’t see……….that’s expected
Can’t see clearly ………since my vision is very high
of course that’s what my glasses are for!!!......moron
got my spare sent to me………… where got DHL for this kind of thing!!!!

Got my specs back……….. no not the spare one
Someone help me bring to spec shop to repair somewhat…………..better than nothing
Got my vision back……….great relief.
Need that spare one soon……wait long long